Reason #7 – People Bending iPhones at the Apple Store on Purpose

#Bendgate #yolo420

With the hype and excitement(or annoyance, depending on your fanboyism) of the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, things always come up. There began to be reports that the 6 and 6 Plus were starting to bend under the immense thinness and size. This reality is that it was happening, but it only happened to a tiny number of people in a real world setting. In a statement released by Apple, a total of 9 people within the first 6 days of release have reported that their phones have bent.

Of course, this doesn’t stop a mockery train. All aboard the karma train. All the other rival companies started making mock ads in response to the fad of the bending issue, which while funny, is still based on a misconception.

Cue this article.
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/29/6865247/idiots-destroying-iphone-6-plus-at-apple-store-because-bendgate

Seriously, you break a companies property for the views and the enjoyment of other people? Pretty sure that is called vandalism.

You show your faces and keep your names? So first you have stupidity on your list of abilities, but thinking things through gets to be next.

Stupid.

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Reason #5 – Making up Science to Sell Overpriced Electronics

We all know about that electronics cost money. Some may argue that certain electronics cost more because they are just gouging you for money, and some may actually be worth what they cost. We all know that there are overhead costs above production of material, such as paying staff and customer service, and other things relating to administration and leadership.

But you can tell when something is blatantly being price jumped just of the sake of profit. I am not pointing any fingers at any company in particular, but you can know who I am talking about.

In this article posted a hell of a long time ago, it gives plenty of bad science you can avoid for future purchases.

Don’t worry, there are good companies making good products. They are hard to find, but they exist.

Sent from my overpriced iPad

Reason #3 – Burnt Burgers

There is nothing worse than excitedly waiting for a tasty meal filled with cheese, bacon, lettuce and all that good stuff, and when you get it, it tastes like a demon born out of hell with a vendetta to get you.

Your anticipation turns to anguish as you question wether or not you should continue eating it because you are hungry, or if you should just stop because it tastes so bad. That inner conflict makes you become less talkative, and your friends eating with you are enjoying their food and don’t even notice you questioning wether you should complain or if you should just deal with it. All because one chef decided ‘ah well, it’s good enough’

That’s depraved man.

Reason #2 – Gold Diggers

Greed is rampant and it’s become apparent that not everyone is going to succeed in today’s idealist world. So instead of trying to make your living on your own, you can have it handed to you through a gold ring and a simple ceremony.

Just think, just donate all your money towards a charity in hopes of meeting one of said billionaires, and you could have a chance in being the same bed with them! The rich sure are lonely people.

People have tried to make this into a science, you can actually buy DVD’s and go to seminars on how to marry a billionaire.

As if money was the best thing you could get your hands on, but don’t worry, it comes free with a  side of being depraved.

Source: http://www.today.com/id/19505458/ns/today-money/t/how-meet-marry-billionaire/#.VBpd_mQtHUY